Revan and Malak (they never told me which is which, and Revan had forgotten his DARK LORD name tag) let me know that they’ve posted the radio interview I did at CONduit on their web site. Anyone who is interested can listen to it, along with the rest of their live-at-CONduit broadcast, here. They even bill me in the episode description, kind of guest of honor thing. Very nice of them. And don’t let that lower your expectations too mightily, hear me?

In conjunction with this interview—and those that follow—I’d like to play a little game called Who Am I? I’ve heard it said that when you hear yourself on the radio it’s shocking, because you hear your voice the way that everyone else hears you. That made me curious, so I’d like to know who I sound like if I don’t sound like me. If anyone listens to the interview and hears my voice, please tell me who I sound like. Don’t say I sound like me, those who know; I simply won’t stand for it. You may say I sound like Sean Connery, only ex- the Scottish accent and sexier; or James Earl Jones, only thinner and sexier; or Charlize Theron, only bearded and sexier; or even Donald Duck—though in this instance the sexier bit is mandatory. Don’t make too much of this; just when you listen to my interviews, who is the first person that immediately comes to mind when you hear my voice? I’d really like to know. (Here’s fingers crossed for a great suave bass, someone like Gregory Peck—and not Phyllis Diller!)