I finally got my biography up on the site, if you’re interested. It really is odd that this took me so long. I can’t think what it was about this subject that made me procrastinate so. I mean, I love expounding on myself—I’m sure you do as well. Meaning talking about me. Who would enjoy talking about someone other than me? I mean, that’s just ridiculous!

(Please forgive this arrogance in excess of even my standard fare. My natural antisociality results in an intrinsic lack of interest in biography, including my own. To overcome this I had to summon a considerable platform of hubris from which to leap. In that cause, I find the above sufficient.)