14
Jul

Which female superhero has the best body?  I’m going to steal it, you see. 

In explanation: I’m busy creating my school visit presentation for when I start my promotional touring next month.  Part of the presentation goes over how my ambitions evolved over time until I eventually decided to become a writer.  Like all little boys, there was a time when I determined I was going to be a superhero.  (For me this was last night.)  So I thought a little gender dissonance might delight the kids, aka, my head on some leggy superpowered/mutant heroine’s body.

At this point I’m thinking go with the classics: Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman.  My only concern is that kids won’t know who that is, either the character or the actress.  (Though my head on any woman’s body should be at least a little amusing.)  Debated Jennifer Garner as Electra but it just doesn’t have that classic cheese factor that Lynda brought to the table. 

So, anyone have a suggestion?  Best female superhero physique of all time so that I can ruin it by topping it off with my bearded mug.

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9 Responses to “Very Important Question”


L.T. Elliot July 14, 2009

I’d say Scarlet X from the Crimson Comic book series but she might be a little too feminine. =]

Clint July 14, 2009

Intriguing. And for what I have in mind nothing can be too feminine. I’ll have to look for a good Scarlet X picture….

ForeverTeal July 15, 2009

Seeing your head on Sailor Moon would leave me in stitches. (Guess that dates me, huh) Not sure about physique, but what about Storm or Jane Grey, or are they too recent?

Clint July 15, 2009

We may have a winner! I never even considered Sailor Moon. I am thinking of the right person here, right? Skinny anime girl, blond pigtails, eyes the size of dinner plates? Oh, that’s going to be hard to beat. By the way, ForeverTeal, most people worry about dating themselves when they mention Errol Flynn or Mae West. Trust me, there are a whole lot of people who wish they could date themselves by mentioning Sailor Moon and, oh, I don’t know, Zac Efron. By the way, what is a Zac Efron? Really, I have no idea; I’ve just heard the name.

ForeverTeal July 16, 2009

Yep, that’s the one! I don’t know if kids today would remember her, though. Wasn’t Zac Efron part of the High School Musical cast? If not, please don’t laugh–I really don’t keep up with these things. They’re a little out of my league now. Just seemed that he was involved with one of those local, home-sprung hoopla things.

ForeverTeal July 16, 2009

Oh and I loved the Errol Flynn version of Robin Hood, too, even if some scenes were a little cheesy by modern standards.

Clint July 18, 2009

You say cheesy as if it’s a bad thing. So, keeping with our youth theme—As if!

kizzle August 8, 2009

zach efron is the teenie/tweenie boper icon from high school musical.as for a superhero do the chick in The Incredables or The Invisable woman from Fantastic 4

Clint August 10, 2009

Hmmm, hadn’t thought about the Incredibles. There is that one shot of the mother examining her hips in the mirror….